I'm walking down my road in sunny East Croydon, stunnas on, hair and nails freshly did from my luxury relaxation day yesterday (my birthday) breathing in some fresh air as I spent a few hours looking at Bernie (my macbook) while working on my dissertation.
Passed one of my neighbours, said hello politely smilled then looked to my right ..... Now I'm not usually a look-through-windows kinda girl, but I had to take a look again.
The homeowner has a widescreen television in full view as their curtains were wide open, I'm assuming to let the light in. I squinted and my first thoughts were confirmed ..... they were watching a porn film. Not only was it a porn film, in full view on a suburban road in South London, it looked like it was one starring a wrinkly older woman with a very scarily large Black man. Yikes!
The funny thing is, my neighbour who I smiled at a few seconds (felt like hours) before realised I was standing with an open mouth in shock then went to ask me what I was looking at, followed my line of sight, and then gasped in shock. We both stood there for a few seconds speechless.
I looked at him, and he at me - we exchanged a nod and walked off in different directions. Can't wait to see my neighbour again ......... er, maybe not! :s
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Stop lying! That wrinkly old woman was you! And you realised your dirty lil' home video was now in circulation!
It's ok! Apparently when you have a sex tape out, you've made it! Go figure!
LOL
Mmwah kisses xXx
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